{"id":1539,"date":"2012-05-03T12:39:14","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T16:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/?p=1539"},"modified":"2015-04-15T09:32:29","modified_gmt":"2015-04-15T13:32:29","slug":"the-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/the-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-again\/","title":{"rendered":"The End of the World is Nigh… Again"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"666<\/a>Sigh. And you thought election time was silly season. The last year has certainly been silly season for apocalyptic predictions. From the so-called Mayan end of days to the failed “rapture” of Howard Camping<\/a>, it’s been a great time for conspiracy theory and cult watchers.<\/p>\n

The latest prediction for the end of the world as we know it (TEOTWAWKI) is from Jose De Jesus Miranda<\/a>, a US-based fundamentalist religious preacher (of course).<\/p>\n

According to Miranda, the world will end on June 30, 58 days from today (as I write this). A story in the HuffPost<\/a> noted that Miranda predicts a massive earthquake and other catastrophes will make a lot of the continents disappear, except for a place for the “elect.”<\/p>\n

But Miranda is bringing his own unique twist to the Apocalypse-faithful. While promising the “complete destruction of the bad seed,” the minister promises that he will emerge as a sort of superhero — with the power to fly and even walk through walls<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Miranda is quite a guy. He’s apparently the messiah, having passed through being an apostle along the way:<\/p>\n

What we do know of Miranda is that he was, in fact, born mortal — in Puerto Rico in 1946. By his own account, Miranda was visited by Jesus in 1973 — apparently the Messiah walked up to him and entered his body.
\nHence, De Jesus.
\nFrom there, his pronouncements have only gotten more interesting.
\nIn 1988, Miranda disclosed that he was actually the Apostle Paul. Not long after that, Miranda took it to the next level, calling himself both Jesus Christ and the Anti-Christ — a one-stop shop for all your Reckoning needs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

On his website, linked above, in a video he says that he “governs the earth” with technology.<\/p>\n

He seems to have attracted quite a following – the story goes on to say how his followers are tattooing the number “666” on their skin to mark the doomsday event, just like bikers and criminals. but, Miranda tells them, it’s really a positive symbol. from this Doomsday blog<\/a>:<\/p>\n

He even goes far enough to say that the numerical value of 666, most notable referred to as the sign of the devil is actual the symbol for the anti-Christ; meaning the second coming of Christ or new Christ. In the interview with a CNN correspondent, Jos\u00e9 Luis De Jes\u00fas Miranda says, \u201c666, the Antichrist, do not put your eyes on Jesus Christ of Nazareth\u2026 put it in Jesus Christ after the cross\u201d. Mr. Luis De Jes\u00fas Miranda Miranda then goes on to say, \u201cthats him, [the anti-Christ].”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If everyone who has a 666 tattoo is going to heaven, Miranda is sure going to have a hard time explaining what those Hell’s Angels are doing in paradise…<\/p>\n

Even among the more rabid fundamentalist Christians<\/a>, Miranda is too far gone in his nutiness to be taken seriously: “According to 1st John 2:22, Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda is a LIAR and an ANTICHRIST. To no surprise, he uses reverse psychology, openly admitting to being an “Antichrist,” which confuses his victims. But one thing Mr. Miranda won’t admit to is being a BIG LIAR. Anyone who perverts the Gospel message, or denies the Lord Jesus Christ is a LIAR! 1st John 2:22 calls Mr. Miranda a “LIAR.””<\/p>\n

Strong words for a Christian, I suppose. I have others I’d use that are less polite. What’s a polite synonym for scam artist?<\/p>\n

Despite the evident silliness of his claims, Miranda seems to have a strong, passionate and equally loony following. In a 2007 story from CNN<\/a>,<\/p>\n

De Jesus says he learned he was Jesus reincarnate when he was visited in a dream by angels.
\n“The prophets, they spoke about me. It took me time to learn that, but I am what they were expecting, what they have been expecting for 2,000 years,” de Jesus says.
\nFollowers have protested Christian churches in Miami and Latin America, disrupting services and smashing crosses and statues of Jesus. De Jesus preaches there is no devil and no sin. His followers, he says, literally can do no wrong in God’s eyes.The church calls itself the “Government of God on Earth” and uses a seal similar to the United States.
\nIf Creciendo en Gracia is an atypical religious group, de Jesus also does not fit the mold of the average church leader. De Jesus flouts traditional vows of poverty.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, so does every fundamentalist US preacher I’ve ever read about, but Miranda is pretty showy even compared to the typical tvangelist. Ostentatious display of the money he’s bilked from gullible followers is not what makes Miranda special, however. Nor is it his slick self-promotion, his advertising, self-aggrandizing cable TV show, or his claims of divinity. It’s rather than he claims there is no sin, so you’re basically free to be a hedonist, a la Aleister Crowley. I wonder if there’s a Hedonism beach resort reserved for Miranda’s followers.<\/p>\n

As the Houston Post<\/a> reported:<\/p>\n

His message is simple (you know, once you get over the whole “I am Jesus” thing). All sin died with Christ on the cross. Anytime a priest or a preacher calls you a sinner, he’s a liar who’s trying to steal your money. In fact, other churches should be picketed, which is something his followers have done in Miami and Latin America.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I wonder how his culties will feel on July 1, when the rest of America is waking up on that Sunday morning, thinking nothing has changed. Probably like ol’ Howard Camping’s followers who sold all their belongings and quit their jobs for the ‘rapture” that never came. I’d like to own a tattoo removal franchise in Miranda’s home town next July.<\/p>\n

I guess I just don’t have a lot of sympathy for people who follow – and fund – wingnuts like Miranda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Sigh. And you thought election time was silly season. The last year has certainly been silly season for apocalyptic predictions. From the so-called Mayan end of days to the failed “rapture” of Howard Camping, it’s been a great time for conspiracy theory and cult watchers. The latest prediction for the end of the world as we know it (TEOTWAWKI) is from Jose De Jesus Miranda, a US-based fundamentalist religious preacher (of course). According to Miranda, the world will end on June 30, 58 days from today (as I write this). A story in the HuffPost noted that Miranda predicts a \u2026…… click below for more \u2193<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14,13,12],"tags":[89,65,115,22,88],"class_list":["post-1539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-atheism-spirituality","category-faith","category-religion","tag-apocalypse","tag-faith-2","tag-religion-2","tag-superstition","tag-teotwawki"],"a3_pvc":{"activated":true,"total_views":8406,"today_views":0},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1539"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13709,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions\/13709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}