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\"Pettiness\"Brian Saunderson needs a new campaign slogan, now he’s officially filed papers in his ill-fated race to become mayor against the hard-working, well-liked, ethical, community-minded, former police chief, John Trude. It’s not good enough for Brian to run on his slogans from last election – “I’ll Show ‘Em Who’s Boss!”, “My Way or the Highway!”, “Why Be Open and Accountable When Secrecy and Deception Get My Way So Much Better?” and the local favourite, “I’ll Get Even With All of You!”<\/p>\n

Last election, he launched his campaign on the coattails of a phony OPP investigation based on innuendo, wildly unfounded allegation and a nasty conspiracy theory. That story was hyped by his ski-hill buddy, a CBC reporter. But because  the public are onto his game and know the story was a hoax – after more than six years, the police have not identified or interviewed, much less charged, anyone – now Brian must fling his feces from new places to gain traction.<\/p>\n

This spring, he launched his campaign by burdening taxpayers with a potentially $6 million, yet entirely unnecessary judicial inquiry to look into an open, transparent and legal process that happened way back in 2011-12. Sure, it’s another transparent attention-getting hoax cooked up with his desperate campaign team, and I suspect it will carve him a place in local history as the most vindictive, petulant politician ever. But it did get him attention among sycophantic local media and the echo chamber of Collingwood’s version of Faux News lite (run by his BFF).<\/p>\n

And guess who he brought to town to publicize the inquiry even before anyone in the public or local media heard about it? Right: his CBC buddy from the ski club.<\/p>\n

His local pet barnacle – so divorced from facts and truth in his online spume that he makes alt-right harridan Alex Jones seem credible – filed a complaint with the integrity commissioner against Mayor Cooper for trying to do her elected job honourably and honestly. And to twist the knife in her back, Brian and his Block minions gleefully made sure that the Integrity Commissioner came to council to publicly humiliate her. Nothing like a public flogging of a popular woman to garner votes, eh, Brian?<\/p>\n

Like last election, Brian still has no cohesive platform for managing the intricacies of bureaucracy, holding the line on spending, keeping taxes low, maintaining infrastructure, engaging the citizens, collaborating with others for the greater good, helping the economy, or ensuring safe streets, clean water and clean air. So instead, he desperately needs to distract voters from his egregious lack of substance and commitment with an unrivalled show of nastiness and pettiness well beyond even that he has exhibited these past four years. It’s already well underway.<\/p>\n


\nBrian’s pet CBC reporter is back in town, allegedly harassing blameless, local people whom Brian dislikes, and will likely concoct another fake story dredged up from events that happened six or more years ago. Just another story based on innuendo, alt-facts and conspiracy theory – all part of Brian’s campaign to endear himself to his dozen remaining supporters.<\/p>\n

These people under attack have all accomplished something in their lives; some even have received awards and honours for their efforts. Their achievements shine too bright a light on Brian’s own lack thereof – a deep green light of jealousy blinds his vision. Therefore they can’t be allowed to get away with that affront.<\/p>\n

Does anyone else find the CBC’s involvement in promoting Brian’s agenda just a bit more than sleazy and underhanded?<\/p>\n

Brian never stops reaching for the bottom of the barrel in his scramble for power and position, and he won’t let anything insignificant like ethics or truth stand in his way. Or let the past be and move on. What’s a mere seven years when a personal vendetta is in the air?<\/p>\n

\"SnidelySo Brian needs a campaign slogan or two to tie them all together. Something pithy that conflates his utter disregard for the electorate with the elevation of his long-held spite towards rivals – or anyone who even looked sideways at him since he was six years old. He needs something that matches his self-serving goals, his burning desire to get even with people, to be the top dog, and to make sure everyone knows who’s boss. Something that releases his inner Snidely Whiplash.<\/p>\n

Not an easy task for someone so shallow, yet hobbled with a heavy weight of pettiness.<\/p>\n

In the spirit of sharing, I offer him these choices of slogan, absolutely free of charge:<\/p>\n