{"id":2751,"date":"2012-11-13T12:18:30","date_gmt":"2012-11-13T17:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/?p=2751"},"modified":"2012-11-13T12:18:30","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T17:18:30","slug":"the-useless-web","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/the-useless-web\/","title":{"rendered":"The Useless Web"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Useless<\/a>We all know Wikipedia is not always accurate, and sometimes biased. We all know that most internet quotations are wrong attributed or misquoted. We all know that the Web is full of useless, trivial pap like “psychic” hot lines, astrology, creationism and Ann Coulter. Plus it’s replete with the shallow: salacious gossip, celebrity skin, innuendo, pornography, political extremism, angels, UFOs, crop circles, anti-vaccine advocates, religious fundamentalists\u00a0– the intellectual-nourishment equivalent of a\u00a0 box of greasy fries and a sugar-laden soft drink.<\/p>\n

But they are content-rich, compared to the truly useless material collected on The Useless Web<\/a>. Well, maybe not Ann Coulter. She’s still pretty much the standard by which trivial and\u00a0shallow\u00a0are measured. Even the colour of Kim Kardashian’s latest shoes are more relevant to the real world than anything Coulter has to say.<\/p>\n

If you really want to waste a whole lot of time exploring the pointless edge of the internet, beyond Ann Coulter that is, go to the link in the previous paragraph and click away. Be prepared: you will be sucked in. It’s hard\u00a0not to see just one more…<\/p>\n

But it’s not alone. true to the meme-like nature of the internet, others join in pointing out the pointless. For example, Pointless Sites<\/a>\u00a0and Pointless Web Pages<\/a>\u00a0(don’t bypass the older site list<\/a> either). Some, like I-Am-Bored.com <\/a>seem to pile on user-submitted links of varying levels of worthlessness into their pages.Others, like House of Geekery<\/a>\u00a0and Makeuseof.com<\/a>, compile lists of uselessness, with some pointless commentary to muddy the waters. Useless added to useless equals…? Right.<\/p>\n

[pullquote]Ann Coulter is still pretty much the standard by which trivial and shallow are measured.[\/pullquote]Other aggregators of non-utilitarianism include 15.com<\/a>, Squidoo.com<\/a>, Ambitweb.com<\/a>, About.com<\/a>, the Daily What<\/a>, Splitsider<\/a>, PCWorld<\/a>, Digital Trends<\/a>\u00a0(and check the video for the Japanese World\u00a0Cup, linked below the list!)\u00a0and many more.<\/p>\n

Useless doesn’t mean they are not artistic, however. Some are outright brilliant (check out www.xkcd.com\/1110\/<\/a>\u00a0for an example of weirdly wonderful useless).<\/p>\n

Okay, so it’s a waste of time. But it’s an entertaining waste of time, so not entirely without merit. Some people apparently have taken to studying these sites with all seriousness. Know Your Meme <\/a>has a short history of them, deferring intellectually to them as “single serving” sites (a long list of such sites is here<\/a>).\u00a0Codehesive <\/a>tracks the story of a single, single-serving site.<\/p>\n

Jason Kottke <\/a>wrote about this phenomena back in 2008, and coined the term. Since then it has entered the language age even made its way to Wikipedia<\/a>.There’s even a single-serving site webpage generator<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But don’t get stuck in the intellectualizing. When you have ten minutes to waste, just go back to the top of the post and find the first link. Click and enjoy. Don’t think too hard about any of it. Just celebrate the useless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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We all know Wikipedia is not always accurate, and sometimes biased. We all know that most internet quotations are wrong attributed or misquoted. We all know that the Web is full of useless, trivial pap like “psychic” hot lines, astrology, creationism and Ann Coulter. Plus it’s replete with the shallow: salacious gossip, celebrity skin, innuendo, pornography, political extremism, angels, UFOs, crop circles, anti-vaccine advocates, religious fundamentalists\u00a0– the intellectual-nourishment equivalent of a\u00a0 box of greasy fries and a sugar-laden soft drink. But they are content-rich, compared to the truly useless material collected on The Useless Web. Well, maybe not Ann Coulter. \u2026…… click below for more \u2193<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,204,69,96],"tags":[226,71,121,47],"class_list":["post-2751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arts","category-internet-social-media","category-internet-memes","category-social-order-disorder","tag-arts-2","tag-internet","tag-internet-meme","tag-meme"],"a3_pvc":{"activated":true,"total_views":13123,"today_views":2},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2751"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2765,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751\/revisions\/2765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}