{"id":2826,"date":"2012-11-19T09:35:59","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T14:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/?p=2826"},"modified":"2012-11-19T09:44:19","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T14:44:19","slug":"ten-lessons-learned-from-the-petraeus-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/ten-lessons-learned-from-the-petraeus-affair\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Lessons Learned From the Petraeus Affair"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Sex<\/a>After watching the recent, exaggerated – and sordid – upheaval over\u00a0the story about an extramarital affair that the (now former) head of the CIA had with his biographer, I have come to several conclusions about America, sex,\u00a0American media\u00a0and publicity:<\/p>\n

1. Americans, who bought\u00a0millions of copies of “Fifty Shades of Grey<\/a>“, a poorly-written, highly derivative,\u00a0pornographic book, and then turned it into a national industry that includes home parties where BDSM\u00a0equipment is sold to housewives, and dozens of spin-off blogs based on the book, are easily offended by “racy” emails between consenting adults.<\/p>\n

2. Americans, who consume a vast quantity of online pornography, and who turned the porn industry from a back-alley business into a multi-billion-dollar business, are offended when real, consenting adults outside of the sex trade, have ordinary sex. And, of course,\u00a0get caught.<\/p>\n

3. Americans, who elevate mediocre and untalented stars, starlets (like Pam Anderson) and wannabes (“socialites” like Paris Hilton) to exalted popular status when they make an explicit\u00a0video recording of themselves having sex\u00a0and then ensure it gets broadcast all over the Internet for millions to view, are offended when consenting adults have sex and don’t make a sex tape for the public to watch.<\/p>\n

4. Americans, who revel in graphic sex scenes and nudity\u00a0in their TV shows (i.e. True Blood)\u00a0and\u00a0 have made\u00a0entire TV series based on sex and adultery (i.e. Sex in the City),\u00a0condemn extramarital sex between consenting adults as a “scandal” in their TV\u00a0news and in other media. (When exactly is a news story a scandal? See here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n

5. A sexual liaison between consenting adults can become headline news for weeks, even though\u00a0it has no proven effect on national security, has no proven effect on the business of the state, is not a criminal matter – but is simply\u00a0a private matter between the parties involved. Meanwhile, Americans avoid real news stories and have no idea what’s happening in the world. Few American media outlets seem either willing or able to rise above the tabloid-style headline. As Saskboy<\/a> writes:<\/p>\n

The American media is very primitive<\/a>, which is why it avoids complex and important issues, and instead resorts to tabloid topics like sex scandals. While their country is embroiled in an unprovoked war in Iraq, occupies Afghanistan (along with Canada), and itches to bomb Iran for oil, they\u2019re worried more about where the wiener Petraeus has been<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6. Sex is still a potent weapon for partisan battles in politics. Republicans will try to use anything they can to hurt the Democrats and especially president Obama, by blaming them<\/a> for the scandal or worse – trying to impeach him<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Republicans have quickly shifted from licking their election defeat wounds to trying to tie the David Petraeus\u2019 affair to Benghazi in order to impeach President Obama…<\/p>\n

After losing elections, paranoid conspiracy theories are Republican comfort food used to soothe the fractured psyche of those who got a taste of what \u2018Real America\u2019 actually thinks of them. If anyone thought the GOP rank and file would learn any lessons from their latest defeat, think again.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7. Americans love sex scandal<\/a>,\u00a0and revel in making it into public entertainment. They will glorify the ‘scandal’ by turning a rather mediocre affair into a glitzy Hollywood drama <\/a>to elevate the titillation level.<\/p>\n

The hormone-charged hijinks have now spread to include military groupie and Tampa socialite, Jill Kelley, who blew the whistle on the marriage-breaking manoeuvres and the current warlord of the Afghan campaign, Gen. John Allen.<\/p>\n

But who to cast in the leading roles? Here are our picks: Denzel\u00a0Washington as President Barack Obama; William H. Macy as Petraeus; Demi\u00a0Moore as Broadwell; Teri Hatcher as Kelley; Jack Nicholson as Gen. Allen; Vin Diesel as FBI Agent Frederick Humphries, and the Sopranos Steve Schirripa\u00a0as Kelley’s cuckolded hubby, Scott Kelley.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8. The American government and media have screamed loudly about the exposure of their government documents to public scrutiny on Wikileaks, and demanded that the site’s owner, Julian Assange, be tried for treason. Yet the same media and government officials revel in exposing the sexual peccadilloes and personal lives of consenting adults caught in an affair.<\/p>\n

9. Americans have always loved sexual scandal. As the Constitution Daily <\/a>reports, this sort of event have captivated American audiences\u00a0ever since the nation was first formed:<\/p>\n

The current sex scandal involving the C.I.A., the F.B.I., the military, and possibly several private citizens isn\u2019t the first in Washington, but it has some things in common with the huge scandal that hit Alexander Hamilton more than 200 years ago. The Maria Reynolds affair was the David Petraeus-Paula Broadwell-John Allen triangle of its day in the 1790s, with its admission of adultery, scandalous mail exchanges, and a high-profile resignation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Political<\/a>10. Nothing is ever secret online, no matter how you try to hide it. A nation that voluntarily and eagerly gives up its privacy online, and will post revealing details and\u00a0even photos about its private life and body parts, is apparently shocked when private details of an affair between consenting adults\u00a0are made public. Obviously had Petraeus posted the details and videos online, he would have become a media star.<\/p>\n

It’s amusing that in late 2010, one political site<\/a> was wondering aloud if sex scandal was dead as a political weapon or would hold media attention:<\/p>\n

Perhaps in America the road to forgiveness is simply becoming shorter. Maybe, people are seeing what many in other countries have seen for years \u2013the political sex scandal may change the conversation, but doesn\u2019t by any means change the game.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

However, as The Onion <\/a>wrote satirically, this silliness may have opened some Americans’ eyes to some of the real news they’ve been avoiding while googling the salacious news about Petraeus:<\/p>\n

WASHINGTON\u2014As they scoured the Internet for more juicy details about former CIA director David Petraeus\u2019 affair with biographer Paula Broadwell, Americans were reportedly horrified today upon learning that a protracted, bloody war<\/a>\u00a0involving U.S. forces is currently raging in the nation of\u00a0Afghanistan. \u201cOh my God, this is terrible,\u201d Allie Lipscomb, 29, said after accidentally stumbling on an article about the war while she tried to ascertain details about what specific sexual acts Petraeus and Broadwell\u00a0might have engaged in. \u201cAccording to this, 2,000 American troops have died, 18,000 have been wounded, and more than 20,000 civilians have been killed. Jesus Christ. And it\u2019s been happening for, like, 11 years.\u201d Sources confirmed that after reading a few paragraphs about the brutal war, the nation quickly became distracted by a headline about Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash\u2019s alleged sexual abuse of a 16-year-old boy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The long run? America’s attention span for real news – Gaza, Syria, the Fiscal Cliff, pollution, GMO\u00a0foods, the environment, Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq, the Congo, and on and on -.is that of a gnat’s. But a sex scandal appeals to American’s mixed-message attitudes about sex – part smut, part puritan, all agog – and will capture American audiences for weeks and weeks, at least until another scandal takes over the headlines.<\/p>\n

PS. Here’s a fun infographic<\/a> on adultery from the National Post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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After watching the recent, exaggerated – and sordid – upheaval over\u00a0the story about an extramarital affair that the (now former) head of the CIA had with his biographer, I have come to several conclusions about America, sex,\u00a0American media\u00a0and publicity: 1. Americans, who bought\u00a0millions of copies of “Fifty Shades of Grey“, a poorly-written, highly derivative,\u00a0pornographic book, and then turned it into a national industry that includes home parties where BDSM\u00a0equipment is sold to housewives, and dozens of spin-off blogs based on the book, are easily offended by “racy” emails between consenting adults. 2. Americans, who consume a vast quantity of online \u2026…… click below for more \u2193<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,8,213,110,69,96,219],"tags":[71,61,95,232,231,21,63],"class_list":["post-2826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arts","category-books","category-culture-and-the-arts","category-media-issues","category-internet-memes","category-social-order-disorder","category-us-international-politics","tag-internet","tag-politics","tag-republicans","tag-scandal","tag-sex","tag-tv","tag-us-politics"],"a3_pvc":{"activated":true,"total_views":7040,"today_views":1},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2826"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2850,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826\/revisions\/2850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ianchadwick.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}